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The Top 10 Reasons It's Great to be an Usher:
10. You get to wear a badge.
9. You don't have to sit on a hard pew for the whole service
8. You can slip out to the restroom if you need to, and nobody notices.
7. You get to tell people where to go.
6. You get to take money from people
5. You don't have to be as friendly as the greeters.
4. You get to eat a lot of breath mints.
3. If a screaming child bothers you, you can do something about it.
2. Preachers preach to the choir, not to the ushers.
1. You get to seat latecomers in the front row.
Jerry Beres, Russel Snyder
10. You get to wear a badge.
9. You don't have to sit on a hard pew for the whole service
8. You can slip out to the restroom if you need to, and nobody notices.
7. You get to tell people where to go.
6. You get to take money from people
5. You don't have to be as friendly as the greeters.
4. You get to eat a lot of breath mints.
3. If a screaming child bothers you, you can do something about it.
2. Preachers preach to the choir, not to the ushers.
1. You get to seat latecomers in the front row.
Jerry Beres, Russel Snyder
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